She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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