I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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