When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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