whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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