Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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