She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
