he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
