Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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