Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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