I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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