Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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