my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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