you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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