Just fell off a train. Bad.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Two words: blizzard sex
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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