so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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