HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
home. puking in laundry basket.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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