i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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