dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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