Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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