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the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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