I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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