You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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