im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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