I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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