Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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