1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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