She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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