I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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