Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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