you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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