If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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