super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Be still, my beating vagina.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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