Banned from zoo.
Again?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Still dying that you shit outside
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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