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(631): View more from New York

I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.

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(214): View more from Texas

Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.

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(253): View more from Washington

The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi

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(231): View more from Michigan

You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.

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(518): View more from New York

Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Your boobs are like a folk legend.

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