we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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