Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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