"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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