the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How external is "for external use only"?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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