Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
