Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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