I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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