If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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