I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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love makes seman taste better
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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