Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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