hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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