If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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