Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Randomize
