she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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