This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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