? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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